The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power to like justin beiber

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!