- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The power to Rage Against The Machine

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to be an idiot.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to wish you had a power

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

Pointless Super Powers