The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to smell whore

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to make money disappear.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to digest corn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!