The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!