The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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the power to jizz money

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!