The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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the power to sit

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to jump face first

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!