- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

open up pickles glass

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power to be an idiot.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

teleport to the place where you stand

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

Pointless Super Powers