- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to digest corn.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

the power to get married

yo mama

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The ability to self destruct at will.

open up pickles glass

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to speak using their mouth

anything Aquaman does

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

Pointless Super Powers