The power to control yourself

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power of bad luck

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The ability to like this post

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to quote memes randomly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!