- Pointless Super Powers

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

The power.

The power to control yourself

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

the power to be forever alone

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The power to ejaculate napalm

The power to block your own powers

Read fortune cookies without opening them

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

The power to take huge shits at will.

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to become a laptop forever!

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to be Chuck Norris

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

The power to pee any color

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!