- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

anything Aquaman does

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to sharpen a pen

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to climb up fallen trees

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to turn into a magikarp

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to lick your balls.

The power to predict the present

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

Pointless Super Powers