- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

open up pickles glass

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to be an idiot.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

anything Aquaman does

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to look at Sun.

The power to speak using their mouth

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

Pointless Super Powers