The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to become powerless

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to not see anything

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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the power to die on the spot

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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the power to be forever alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!