- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

the power to see everyone as a tree

the power to fire my lazer

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

the power to smell like ham

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

The ability to pass out at will.

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

Pointless Super Powers