The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!