The ability to self destruct at will.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to not have a superpower

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!