- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power of being negative all the time.

the power to fart at the worst moments

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to digest corn.

yo mama

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to break bones at will.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

Liam Brudenell

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to obey gravity

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

the power to sneeze whenever you want

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

Pointless Super Powers