- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

the power to create a meme

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

The power to journey into the future of the past.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

make youself dumb

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

the power to fire my lazer

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

the power to smell like ham

The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The super power to shine in daylight

The power to shape-shift only into a human

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

Pointless Super Powers