The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!