The power to pee any color

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power of learning

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to be alone

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!