the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to speak to toasters

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to stop existing.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!