- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

power to have no power at all

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The ability to get shot, for real.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

Pointless Super Powers