The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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the power to run in slow motion

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to see where light is not present.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!