- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to grow more genitals.

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

the power to walk on land.

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to control the weather, but only in space

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

Pointless Super Powers