The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power of women's rights.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!