- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to smell like ham

The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

The super power to shine in daylight

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

the power to like justin beiber

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

The power to have the aim of Torres

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to control yourself

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

Pointless Super Powers