The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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the power to become demented

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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the power to see stuff

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The power to smell people's moods

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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the power to control nothing

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power of 12% levetation

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!