- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to smell any point in time

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power of learning

The power to break a Nokia

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The ability to go to hell.

the power to do nothing

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power to make everything worse

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

power to age faster

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

Pointless Super Powers