- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to take a crap.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The power to drain people's phone battery

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

the ability to talk to humans

The power to reed a platypus mind.

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

Nope. Just nope.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to be blind

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to have no superpower

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

yo mama

Pointless Super Powers