- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to have a unique fart smell

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

The ability to see into the present.

The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

Feeling people's depression.

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

The power to die and not come back to life.

The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

The Power to Breath When Ur dead

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

the power to disinfect wigs.

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to have the aim of Torres

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

Pointless Super Powers