- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

the ability to look into your brain

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to fart rainbows

The power of love

The ability to smell colors

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to break a Nokia

The power to talk in Wingdings.

the power to read this sentence

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to be missed when present.

Power to give birth through your penis.

the power to inhale and exhale air

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to jizz mango chutney

Pointless Super Powers