The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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Nope. Just nope.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to be blind

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!