The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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the power to sleep while standing!

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!