- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

the power to read this sentence

The power to die when you get old

The power to die at any moment you want.

Acid tears.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to be missed when present.

The power to fart slightly less deadly

The power to fail a test everytime

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to kill yourself.

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power to jizz mango chutney

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to read terms and conditions

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

Pointless Super Powers