- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be really bad at CSGO

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to never finish your sentences because

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The ability to evolve into magickarp

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

The power to get hurt without a break.

Acid tears.

The power to fart slightly less deadly

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

Pointless Super Powers