The power to revive Hitler.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!