- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The power to lick your elbow.

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to never finish your sentences because

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The ability to evolve into magickarp

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

the power to make food shrimp.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

Pointless Super Powers