- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

the power to kill yourself

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

The power to turn any object into food

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

Pointless Super Powers