- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to have a V8

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to only be able to eat poop

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

Being alive (until you die).

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

Pointless Super Powers