The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to know where the beef is

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the power to see the present

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power that turns farts into music.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!