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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to be a common person

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!