- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

the power of fart helium

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to have a V8

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The power to only be able to eat poop

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to open doors that are already open

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

Pointless Super Powers