The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to not have a brain!

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to fly but only in your room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!