- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to have hindsight.

The power to fly, but only fly north

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The power of dying whenever you want.

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

Pointless Super Powers