- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

the power to kiss your own ass

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

Pointless Super Powers