The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to die.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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Having the power of a normal human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!