the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!