The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power of being pointless

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!