Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The ability to not live forever

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!