- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to ejaculate

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The ability to be in fashion.

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

the power to like charlie

The power to speak with death people..

Dejavu

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

Third armpit.

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

The power to not do it.

The power to scare female plants.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

Pointless Super Powers