Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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Nipple Radar.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to ejaculate

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power that will grant you no power.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!