The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to science.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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the power to beathe

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!