- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to troll.

The power to science.

The power to forget what your superpower is

The power to spell 'a' correctly

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

the power to fax people with your mind

The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

The power to urinate in mouth.

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

the power to beathe

The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

the power not eat more than one pringel.

The power to become yourself

The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

The power of telepathy but only when you alone

The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

the power to like Hilary Clinton

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

Pointless Super Powers