the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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the power of words

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to die using only your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!