The power to make cats burp.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the power to beathe

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The power to punch that like button

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to be a gamer

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!